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Spilt mayo

I was scrambling around the kitchen getting ready for work. I was running behind and trying to get out the door by 0720 when the traffic starts getting really bad.

I needed to make my lunch and grabbed my deli meat, cheese and Miracle Whip from the fridge. Apparently the last time I used it I did not really put the lid on. As I carried everything over to the counter and mayonnaise jar drops away, on its side across the floor dumping several tablespoons everywhere. To make it worse I stepped in it, in my socks, and went sliding across the floor. Grrrr!

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manley1
Mar. 23rd, 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)
Awww, let's hope that's it for bad luck this week!
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
I hope so. I take off for CO Wed morning!
spatts5
Mar. 23rd, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
That's what happens when you quickly grab your deli meat.
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
But, it was the mayo that dropped and roll..., oh..., nevermind.
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snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
Yeah, yeah, I got it. What ev...
jss1113
Mar. 23rd, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
Don't cry over spilt milk Miracle Whip.
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
I didn't. :p
jss1113
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
Hard to tell from the icon on the posting. :-)
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
Point taken.
jawnbc
Mar. 23rd, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
The baby Jaysus cries when you call Miracle Whip mayonnaise....and punishes you.

Come to the Lawd. Switch to Helmann's...
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
See userpic...
cincycub
Mar. 23rd, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
If only there were surveillance footage!
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:44 am (UTC)
Yeah, if only. In the kitchen of all places. :p
kazmat
Mar. 23rd, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
Sounds like my escapades over the weekend. Opened the fridge, the top shelf in the door (with the milk in it) fell taking out the next two shelves with it. The nearly full gallon of milk hit the floor and, since it wasn't a screw on cap, exploded all over the kitchen and started chugging out onto the floor. Since it landed on the handle, it crushed it and it took me a a couple grabs to get it up off the floor. Milk everywhere... on the cabinets, under the stove, under the fridge, on the walls. What a joy that was to clean up.
jss1113
Mar. 23rd, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
Hm. Another friend of mine had a mead grenade go off this weekend, too. Must be something about bottles and jars this weekend.
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
Mead grenade?
jss1113
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
Sealed bottle of home-brewed mead that spontaneously popped its own cork. I'd link to the entry, but it's flocked.
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
Gotcha, it was the "mead" I did not know about. I just looked it up. Sounds..., pretty.
jss1113
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:55 am (UTC)
Some of them can be very tasty, though I've had some that was cloyingly sweet, too. Much like beer and wine, it's tough to do it really well at home. :-)
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
Ok, if this were a competition, YOU WIN!
kybearfuzz
Mar. 23rd, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
Yikes... look at the bright side: it makes for great LJ fodder..
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
So happy I could entertain everyone with my Miracle Whip drama.
djmadadam
Mar. 23rd, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
Hello, howifuckdup2day? One moment, please... *hands Joe the phone*
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm lazy like that. I hate cross-posting!
bradferd23
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
You moisturized your toes!!! :)
snowboardjoe
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
Trust me, a sock in cold mayonnaise on my foot is not a warm and fuzzy feeling.
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