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Awkward moments in the bathroom

So, I'm having dinner at Longhorn in Brier Creek with one of my friends who wants to remain nameless at this point. I think he was too embarrassed. :)

He goes to the restroom, takes a position at the urinal and this little boy in the stall next to him who is about 5 years old takes a look over at the big guy out of curiosity. The kid says, "I didn't know it could get that big"! :D

My friend decides not to reply, get his business done and get back to the table. Priceless! He just did not know what to say in reply. What would you say if this happened to you?

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jss1113
Feb. 3rd, 2007 05:32 am (UTC)
In a generic setting as told, I'd probably do what he did: Ignore the kid and go about my, er, business.

In a similar generic setting were it an adult and not a child, I might make a snarky comment.

In a gay-specific setting, however, if the other party were (a) substantially older than 5 and (b) reasonably attractive, I might shoot (heh) for a bon mot about him watching it get bigger, but we're far afield into the hypothetical here.
ted_badger
Feb. 3rd, 2007 05:54 am (UTC)
I'd give the kid a dirty look, and if he said something else I'd tell him not to talk to strangers :-)

To follow Josh's lead because this line of discussion amuses me -- if this were an adult and I was reasonably certain this was a come-on, I'd give the guy a dirty look and if he said something else I'd tell him not to talk to strangers :-)
bear_left
Feb. 3rd, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
Hah!!! What a great story!

What would I say? Probably nothing. But I'd at least try to give him a friendly smile, I suppose. The kid will get enough unhealthy messages down the road that looking at men's bodies is bad - signaling it's ok to look might not be a bad lesson.
coachbear
Feb. 5th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
lol
say "goodluck son"
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